Futanari Pride

i don't know why but i always have this constant feeling throughout my life where i feel like i need to tell people who already know. i have a strong feeling -- almost like a need -- to tell people about my penis. i have been holding back for a very long time now and probably still will unless people say it's okay to gush about it, but my penis is really nice. i want desperately to tell all my friends about my penis and have them react kindly to my monologue about my penis. i want to NON-SEXUALLY praise my penis in public and have people agree with me about it. i want others to be excited for me and happy to listen and also praise my penis alongside me. i wish it was socially okay for me to rant for hours about my own penis and have all my friends listen intently and respond with kind and loving responses, comments that agree with me about how nice my penis is but with different points of view about how it's nice. i want people to suddenly start talking to me about my penis...